ppl who always automatically assume every alien race is monogamous/heterosexual/has the same exact concept of gender
oh my god
I think I see a repeating pattern here…
#even when she is in a different body #xena is still going for the boob # xena warrior boob grabber
the Chris Evans of ancient Greece
if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game.
SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING
SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery” FUCK YOU MAN
This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing BUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POST FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS
What are the chances that this photo will ever appear in the mainstream media?
Well I sure as shit will reblog it.